I miss Perl

If a computer language could be hardcore punk, it would be #perl.

It annoyed the hell out of developers when I wrote code in it.

Over 27 years ago I wrote AFT maplefish.com/todd/aft.html
(or you can "apt install aft" under Ubuntu)

It's been 15 years since I released the latest version and it still works on any basic Perl distro.